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A DOUBLE-DYED DECEIVER, through O. Henry

LAURA, via Saki

TEETH IS tooth, by means of Ellis Parker Butler

ARAMINTA AND the auto, by means of Charles Battell Loomis

THE RHYME OF THE CHIVALROUS SHARK, by way of Wallace Irwin (poem)

ESPECIALLY males, via George Randolph Chester

THE ANGEL OF THE bizarre, by way of Edgar Allan Poe

THE SIEGE OF DJKLXPRWBZ, by way of Ironquill (poem)

THE SCHOOLMASTER’S development, by way of Caroline M.S. Kirkland

THE WATKINSON night, by means of Eliza Leslie

THE MILLIONAIRES, by way of Max Adeler

THE depraved ZEBRA, by way of Frank Roe Batchelder (poem)

TITBOTTOM’S SPECTACLES, through George William Curtis

MY DOUBLE; and the way HE UNDID ME, via Edward Everett Hale

A stopover at TO THE ASYLUM FOR elderly AND DECAYED PUNSTERS, by means of Oliver Wendell Holmes

AS reliable AS A PLAY, by way of Horace E. Scudder

THE purple wire, by way of Ellis Parker Butler

WANTED—A prepare dinner, through Alan Dale

MRS. JOHNSON, via William Dean Howells

COLONEL STERETT’S PANTHER HUNT, via Alfred Henry Lewis

UNSATISFIED craving, by means of R. okay. Munkittrick (poem)

WOUTER VAN TWILLER, via Washington Irving

THE studies OF THE A.C., via Bayard Taylor

THE CHAMPION CHECKER-PLAYER OF AMERIKY, by way of James Whitcomb Riley

ELDER BROWN’S BACKSLIDE, by way of Harry Stillwell Edwards

THE inn adventure OF MR. red FLUKER, via Richard Malcolm Johnston

THE great humans, by way of Henry Cuyler Bunner

THE BULLER-PODINGTON COMPACT, by means of Frank R. Stockton

COLONEL STARBOTTLE FOR THE PLAINTIFF, by means of Bret Harte

THE DUPLICITY OF HARGRAVES, via O. Henry

AN night MUSICALE, through may well Isabel Fisk

BARGAIN DAY AT TUTT apartment, through George Randolph Chester

THE LITTLE FRENCHMAN AND HIS WATER plenty, through George Pope Morris

THE GRAMMATICAL BOY, by way of invoice Nye

A name, via Grace MacGowan Cooke

HOW THE WIDOW gained THE DEACON, by means of William James Lampton

THE innovations OF THE fool, through John Kendrick Bangs

THE chicken, by way of Saki

THREE males IN a ship (To Say not anything of the Dog), through Jerome ok. Jerome

WHO DO you think that DID IT? by way of Stephen Leacock

OLD POLKA DOT’S DAUGHTER, by way of invoice Nye

THE RUBÀIYÀT OF OHOW DRYYÀM, by way of J. L. Duff (poem)

THE GOLFER’S RUBÁIYÁT, via H. W. Boynton (poem)

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Behind an inscription, my dear sir, there is also an entire people! But behind any of these poems there is nothing but a whim. So then, who will guarantee for us that the same ex­ pression does not change its meaning radically from one instance to the next? In the separate compositions, or in the very same composition there is, I beg you to observe, not one word which is repeated twice throughout all three poems. ” “ I beg your pardon, I beg your pardon,” the great critic shouted, beside himself, “it is just because of this that the problem is quickly resolved.

By its very nature, a result can be evaluated only in terms of the means employed. Except with God, absolute results do not exist, and the very concept of a result is a relative concept. Results range along an infinite ideal scale, though inside the limits of a single moral value. But let us not digress. ” A tomblike silence had fallen in the office of the great critic. Letting his eyes stare into the void, he pretended not to have heard my question. ’ “ I have only one poem with me,” faltered Y.

You can’t get out of it that easily. Now you’re in danger of relying on a sophism yourself. You are taking it for granted that what is involved is a work of art. But this is precisely what has to be examined: where and what are the criteria you use for your evaluation? Let me sum up my preceding argument. When I said that an inscription has behind it and implies a complex of norms, I meant also that certain of its purely linguistic data are enforced and supported by a knowledge which is not exclusively linguistic: I refer to ethnic knowledge.

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