By Daniel Kurtzman
Partisan struggle hasn't ever been loads fun.
How to Win a struggle With a Conservative is the final word survival advisor to arguing politics, jam-packed with all of the crafty ideas, damning proof, and cruel ridicule liberals have to provide their conservative "friends, associates and countrymen" the verbal smackdown of an entire life.
With the presidential election drawing close, this irreverent but sensible advisor is vital examining for unpracticed neophytes and pro politicos alike—the ideal primer for someone who's ever fantasized approximately smacking experience right into a faulty right-wing adversary.
Includes:
* The 7 behavior of hugely useless Partisans
* The Conservative corridor of Shame
* tips to realize Lies, Propaganda, and common BS
* Kick-Ass Arguments: A step by step Guide
...and a lot, a lot more!
This roadmap to good fortune can help you dimension up, knock down, and win over your conservative rivals—without making your self the objective of the neighborhood military.
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M. m. m. m. m. m. m. Join the guys at Hooters to watch ESPN and ogle the waitstaff over a couple of pitchers Join fellow tree huggers to block commuter traffic until the city agrees to build a “toad tunnel” allowing frogs to safely cross busy street Can’t We All Just Get Along? m. m. m. m. Recite prayers, await the Rapture Smoke joint, fall asleep 50 ✮ How to Win a Fight with a Conservative The Democrats are the party of government activism, the party that says government can make you richer, smarter, taller, and get the chickweed out of your lawn.
What conservatives hear: The Earth is not round. What liberals say: No war for oil. What conservatives hear: My total comprehension of foreign policy is limited to four words. What liberals say: We must fight for the people against the powerful. What conservatives hear: The proletariat must rise up against the bourgeoisie, seize the means of production, and unite with the workers of the world. What liberals say: Conservatives are all a bunch of warmongering, deficit-expanding, pollutionspewing, torture-sanctioning, civil liberty-seizing, New Orleans-abandoning, military-wrecking, Armageddon-yearning, fanatical bigots who have done more to destroy American democracy than Osama bin Laden ever dreamed.
It’s a superannuated nun rapping you on the knuckles so you won’t think about your dirty parts. It’s Jerry Falwell watching Teletubbies frame by frame to see if Tinky Winky is trying to turn him gay. Conservatism is everyone you never wanted to grow up to be. —Paul Waldman 42 ✮ How to Win a Fight with a Conservative A G LIMPSE INTO THE C ONSERVATIVE U TOPIA Conservatives are working hard to build a society that realizes their dreams for total domination over America’s political and cultural landscape.
